Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
It was a blind-side dick pic.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?