Already got asked if we're dating
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.