he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
