Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
God, you're like boner-b-gone
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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