Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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