I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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