i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.