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• (925): View more from California

  This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class

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• (909): View more from California

  dude i'm inner monologue high

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall

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• (661): View more from California

  Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused

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