Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
The best revenge is premature balding
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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