i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
not ubering you a puppy
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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