She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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