Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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