Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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