Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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