If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
