And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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