Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
You can't motorboat a personality
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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