dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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