Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
high people should be assigned attendants
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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