I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts