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• (646): View more from New York

  I can't breathe out the right side of my face

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?

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• (760): View more from California

  my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade

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  James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy

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• (518): View more from New York

  That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  we're so committed to being not committed

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