Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.