At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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