There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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