you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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