doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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