I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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