: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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