I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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