no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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