Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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