Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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