he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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