It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You are a genius and a whore.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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