So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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