I am in a vortex of obligation.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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