He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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