Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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