My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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