i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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