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i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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