No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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