there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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