i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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