Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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