Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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