Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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