He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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