How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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