Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Randomize
