i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
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Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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