You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
where are my eyebrows?
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