By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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