dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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