the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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