speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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