I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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