Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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