Whod you bang
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
How did I end up in the pool?!
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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