I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
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Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
