O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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